To all Swamp Rats, Hicks and Yanks

[JMGullo]

You were the one saying take a pic of mine and send it to everyone for proof?? So I was just doing what I was told. It was your boat?

[DBrooke]

Dangit John, what the hell did you do to Cork? I've never seen him like this!

[Mike Cork]

You were the one saying take a pic of mine and send it to everyone for proof?? So I was just doing what I was told. It was your boat?

Wow what a come back.... I think you better do MUCH better than that if you want anyone here to believe you..... After you caught the brick on a rouge and sat in the bottom of the boat to cry.... I let you have the front of that dock to you'd feel like you could actually do something to contribute.

What a baby.... And here I was going to take it easy on you... I guess it's time to tell the real story in the fishing report

[~Dwight~]

Yes, Yes, Yes, I am Here today...   uh oh, Gullo said he's coming down here to the UBCS this year....   Hey John don't you have a class that weekend?  Water survival?  OSHA Safety Class?  Rigging Class?  New Employee Orientation?  No?  OH wait yeah you do have a class that weekend, LOCKJAW 201 class....supplies you will need:
-Notebook
-10 Pencils (lots of writing)
-video camera or voice recorder(just in case you can't keep up)
-fishing rods
-Baits
-Boat
-DRAIN PLUG
-2 gallons of crown
-4 cases of beer
-Cash or Debit Card (in case we drink all of our liquor and yours too)

     Subjects covered:
-How to drink till 3am AND get up at 4:30am AND fish all day
-The art of controlling weeping at a tournament weigh-in
-Math 113 (so you can count fish correctly)
-Cooking 101 (beginner Course)
-Fishing 101, 201, 301 for those of you at your varied skill levels
-Boating 092 (where the drain plug goes and how to keep from losing lower units)
-other classes to be added as needed for instruction

     Oh by the way, Mike your certification is up this year, time for your refresher course.    Class is free to qualified individuals and ALL TCTC members.

[JMGullo]

Dangit John, what the hell did you do to Cork? I've never seen him like this!

I told him I lost all respect for him after he was letting Yanks and Coonasses own him on HIS website and he only showed up one time with a half ass come back. I took his man card and told him he could have it back if he redeemed himself. Looks like he is on the right track

[JMGullo]

Wow what a come back.... I think you better do MUCH better than that if you want anyone here to believe you..... After you caught the brick on a rouge and sat in the bottom of the boat to cry.... I let you have the front of that dock to you'd feel like you could actually do something to contribute.

What a baby.... And here I was going to take it easy on you... I guess it's time to tell the real story in the fishing report

Sure I could have switched to the same bait you were throwing but what good is that during prefishing?? I was looking for the pattern that no one else would figure out. Everyone knows you caught them for the ABA on a brush hog so EVERYONE will be throwing a brush hog. I was eliminating baits and water for the team. It's a shitty job that gets no glory but its still part of the process. I can just handle it better than you. I've saw the last time I beat you. It was like seeing my 2yr old have a melt down if you take his candy( not a pretty site).

[Jared LeBlue]

How did you get his man card? He lost that years ago. Its sitting on Laurie's night stand right next to the jar with his balls in it.

[JMGullo]

How did you get his man card? He lost that years ago. Its sitting on Laurie's night stand right next to the jar with his balls in it.

He must have stole it so he could act the part

[Mike Cork]

First you've never seen me not place in any event. So dream on babyboy.... prefish  you obviously don't know the first thing about prefishing. Hum lets throw ineffective baits all over the lake and elimnate the whole thing yeah that brillant how about lets use what works and find some fish oh wait, I forgot you don't like to win

[Mike Cork]

Dwight..... You are correct and I can't defend myself. I will take you up on the class on lower units survival. Hey at least I can tell you where some stumps are that no one knows about aaand all the boats I've sold have had fresh lower units. So their

John if you keep picking on Dwight and his cooking you are on your own.....

[Mike Cork]

How did you get his man card? He lost that years ago. Its sitting on Laurie's night stand right next to the jar with his balls in it.

Your just jealous cause you can only get LeDeax and Dwight to play with your balls and they like to man handle them

[Mike Cork]

He must have stole it so he could act the part

Don't go there Jello. I have to ask your wife before I can even send you a text message Don't make me bring out the proof already

[DBrooke]

  This is entertaining when aimed at someone else

[Camden]

I'm glad i have been working so much or else I might have opened my mouth as well
i have wasted a good chunk of time at work today reading everything Thanks guys.

[JMGullo]

Don't go there Jello. I have to ask your wife before I can even send you a text message Don't make me bring out the proof already
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[Mike Cork]

LOL that's what it's for Keep you northern boys from going stir crazy this time of year

[DBrooke]

I'm past stir crazy at this point. Maybe I ought to find another state to look at, apparently La'ns and Texans like to poke fun at me and my boat!

[Mike Cork]

I'm past stir crazy at this point. Maybe I ought to find another state to look at, apparently La'ns and Texans like to poke fun at me and my boat!

Hey I've not poked fun at your boat?

but yeah they can be cruel can't they especially when your down

[DBrooke]

Your about the only one
It's all good though, I know that if I wanted a divorce I could pick up a truck and almost new boat next month and not have a payment. But I think I'll keep the wife and just get the truck She makes a good wife, but I don't think she'd classify as a good x wife

[Mike Cork]

now that was the first funny thing I've seen all morning

Your about the only one
It's all good though, I know that if I wanted a divorce I could pick up a truck and almost new boat next month and not have a payment. But I think I'll keep the wife and just get the truck She makes a good wife, but I don't think she'd classify as a good x wife

[Camden]

That was pretty flipping hilarious DB

[~Dwight~]

yeah, I will have to admit that was funny.  There are no wifes that make good x wifes....Only went through all that once...and mine was halfway decent at times, I make sure I won't ever do that again....EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DBrooke]

Cam, you've met her!

[Camden]

Yep I have. And you nailed it on the head. Same way with mine. it cheaper safer to stay married

[DBrooke]

See, that's what I'm talking about!