To all Swamp Rats, Hicks and Yanks

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 09:42:50 AM

To all you Swamp Rats (those below Alexandria or should we say sea level), Hicks (country bumkins), and Yanks (anyone above the Louisiana Arkansas border).....

Since you find it fun... to kick a man when he is running a 102 fever, has body aches that make you feel like the rest of the world is in hyper drive, and can't get away from the house for fear there are not enough bathrooms to get you to your destination.....

Be sure to double check your boat plugs, prop nuts to include the trolling motor, your livewells for materials that might dissolve just enough to clog your pumps. I'd advise you bring a air pump for your vehicle tires as well, might make sure your spare tire is usable, just say'n!

You have beat up on me and that's fine, I can take it, but I don't take it without retaliation.

SWAMP RATS, you know I can bring it and bring it LOUD. Until this very moment Rattle never knew for sure who put the pine cones in his livewell, in fact he blamed his very own club members for years!!!! Are you still digging seeds out of your pumps!!! Catch fish, oh I can!!! The last UBCS I only fished one day of two, we had to quit at noon, and didn't even have a prop for my boat and caught more fish than all the Lock Jaw club (except for one team, and kudo's to them but they needed two days to beat me).

To you Hicks and Hick Minnesota Transplants, I'll take it easy on you because you live close and I might need your help one day!!! Even though you're from Minnesota, you're my brother, so punch me in the throat but don't fall asleep around me cause just like a little brother, I'll be there waiting and watching! As far as the rest of you Hicks go, Name ONE time that you have beat me at this little game we call fishing? You all sweat and tremble during sign up every morning wondering and whispering "are the Corks going to show up for this one". And when we do, you're just hoping to can catch enough for second place and win your entry fee back!!!!

To all you Yanks! I got one thing to say to you................................ REALLY!

Let the games continue!!!!!

caddobass · December 24, 2011, 09:49:52 AM

Mike you left out Damn Yankee's, those of us that moved from the cold north to the sunny south and never left............................Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 09:57:55 AM

Didn't find any of those that beat up on me in the Fruit Jar thread

See Caddo Bass most of you Damn Yankee's know how great it is here and don't want to make anyone mad

You're definitely on "Nice" list.... The rest of them guys are way on the "Naughty" list

Jared LeBlue · December 24, 2011, 10:03:25 AM

Man you must have been running a fever more than 102 because it has definitely caused some damage to your brain. Yep the pine cones were funny but now I know who I needs a special care package this year.

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 10:06:35 AM

Quote from: Jared LeBlue on December 24, 2011, 10:03:25 AM
Man you must have been running a fever more than 102 because it has definitely caused some damage to your brain. Yep the pine cones were funny but now I know who I needs a special care package this year.

Bring it baby.... The way your LOCK JAW crew drinks I can do just about anything I want and convince them it was their fault

Got to wait until after the food is done though, as much as it hurts to say, your boys can cook

~Dwight~ · December 24, 2011, 10:25:04 AM

Gullo must have given him some pink panties and they got knotted up when he was tossing and turning in the bed while hr was sick....

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 10:28:31 AM

Quote from: ~Dwight~ on December 24, 2011, 10:25:04 AM
Gullo must have given him some pink panties and they got knotted up when he was tossing and turning in the bed while hr was sick....

Come on Dwight you got more than that

Your a self proclaimed smart ass and all you can do is bring up pink again

Weak my friend weak....

Let's talk about you for a minute....

Mister Syndrome.... Got to have the biggest and best boat, got to have the biggest and best Truck, got to have the biggest and best Harley.... Humm are we compensating?

-Shawn- · December 24, 2011, 10:50:01 AM

Good thing I don't fit into any category above.

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 10:56:41 AM

Quote from: -Shawn- on December 24, 2011, 10:50:01 AM
Good thing I don't fit into any category above.

Yeah I forgot to mention Dust Bunnies but I'll get to you eventually.

DBrooke · December 24, 2011, 11:06:17 AM

I resemble a few of those remarks I think

But in all fairness, I was mainly poking at Jello.

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 11:17:20 AM

Quote from: DBrooke on December 24, 2011, 11:06:17 AM
I resemble a few of those remarks I think But in all fairness, I was mainly poking at Jello.

Humm, I'll have to read back once again and give credit where credit is due. Jello was there to protect himself and while you all were taking advantage of a... well... we'll say young minded inexperienced member... Lessons need to be learned and what better way, right

DBrooke · December 24, 2011, 11:42:31 AM

Now now Mike, Pretty sure Jello was talking smack about whoopin guys (with your help of course), then I thought about his 10 lb season and couldn't help myself. I have no record of your fever though

But I wouldn't beat a man while he was down... just nudge him a little

JMGullo · December 24, 2011, 11:45:16 AM

Quote from: DBrooke on December 24, 2011, 11:06:17 AM
I resemble a few of those remarks I think But in all fairness, I was mainly poking at Jello.

Look at him running scared when you show up?? And he wants to move down here? I think we need to ake a vote.

DBrooke · December 24, 2011, 11:50:26 AM

Don't be upset just because you know I can school you with my left handed baitcasters. I ain't skeered, I'm up for any challenge of course if YOU can't present a challenge without Cork .........

JMGullo · December 24, 2011, 11:51:33 AM

Quote from: DBrooke on December 24, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
Now now Mike, Pretty sure Jello was talking smack about whoopin guys (with your help of course), then I thought about his 10 lb season and couldn't help myself. I have no record of your fever though But I wouldn't beat a man while he was down... just nudge him a little ;

Some of us have a real job and can't fish everyday. But im pretty sure If I had half the time off you did this year I know I could beat your weak ass fish count for the year. I may have already done it but I can't keep count

DBrooke · December 24, 2011, 11:54:33 AM

Bring your LARGE ass up here and go for IL fish where you have to actually work to get a limit and see how you do?

Oh and to refresh your memory

Quote from: JMGullo on December 18, 2011, 10:06:46 AM
As far as the fishing and drinking?? Y'all coonasses think y'all are something. This redneck can cook better, drink more and out fish( with cork) y'all any day.

~Dwight~ · December 24, 2011, 11:57:19 AM

I do believe from actual participation and polling of qualifying individuals, I have that part covered too...

and of course we want you to "bring it" this year... Like every year....especially the last 4

Jared LeBlue · December 24, 2011, 12:01:12 PM

Where did that quote from Gullo come from. When that boy tripped and broke his toe he must have bumped his head.

DBrooke · December 24, 2011, 12:03:04 PM

http://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/index.php?topic=93708.msg1070184#msg1070184

JMGullo · December 24, 2011, 12:11:15 PM

Y'all are giving me no choice but to make the drive to the UBCS and show y'all whats up.

-Shawn- · December 24, 2011, 12:14:05 PM

Quote from: Jared LeBlue on December 24, 2011, 12:01:12 PM
Where did that quote from Gullo come from. When that boy tripped and broke his toe he must have bumped his head.

Then he started yelling for Help and I through Russ under the bus.

Great to see you back here Jared!

Hell we have even been blessed with Dwight presence today.

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 12:17:24 PM

Quote from: ~Dwight~ on December 24, 2011, 11:57:19 AM
I do believe from actual participation and polling of qualifying individuals, I have that part covered too... and of course we want you to "bring it" this year... Like every year....especially the last 4

I'm gonna have to see that tabulations? If Rattle, Ladeax and a couple of the others I will protect at this moment were envovled well, my kids pet hamster could win

As far as the last four, it's so easy for you to forget the first four. We had to let you catch up because the fishing part was boring. We enjoy the eats so much we were scared you'd quit coming if we didn't let you even the odds...

Jared LeBlue · December 24, 2011, 12:31:06 PM

Quote from: JMGullo on December 24, 2011, 12:11:15 PM
Y'all are giving me no choice but to make the drive to the UBCS and show y'all whats up.

By all means. You can add to Corks flounder count. We can put up a little side pot for odd fish. That way TCTC has a chance to bring something home.

Quote from: DBrooke on December 24, 2011, 12:03:04 PM
http://www.ultimatebass.com/bass-fishing-forum/index.php?topic=93708.msg1070184#msg1070184

I don't how I missed all that. Was that a head set on Corks ear. Hey Cork can I have some fries with that.

JMGullo · December 24, 2011, 12:42:19 PM

Quote from: Jared LeBlue on December 24, 2011, 12:31:06 PM
By all means. You can add to Corks flounder count. We can put up a little side pot for odd fish. That way TCTC has a chance to bring something home.

I don't how I missed all that. Was that a head set on Corks ear. Hey Cork can I
have some fries with that.

That was funny right there. And a milk shake.

Mike Cork · December 24, 2011, 01:09:50 PM

If you all had a life you'd know what that is. But living below the sea level I can understand you folks are still waiting on touch tone phones.....

Gullo don't let me start on you.... How many times did you look at that picture of the only fish you caught and how much did you beg me before I took that picture. I don't let my 3 year old grand daughter whine that much.....