Fruit Jar Bistineau 12/31/11

[-Shawn-]

LOCKJAW!!!

[-Shawn-]

Hey, Can I play from the Lake I am fishing at?

Come on John!   Let's do an Internet tourney!! 

[~Dwight~]

Shawn, don't do it, you know what happens on tourny days to you...LOL  Hey and make sure the gas cap is on the boat when you leave the house....

IClass, yes you are a full fledged LOCKJAW member...you'll learn bad habits if you keep hanging with the bunch up north, your fishing and drinking skills will deminish.  And I know you like both...LOL

[-Shawn-]

Man, that Fuel cap thing was a mess!!   

[JMGullo]

Shawn, don't do it, you know what happens on tourny days to you...LOL  Hey and make sure the gas cap is on the boat when you leave the house....

IClass, yes you are a full fledged LOCKJAW member...you'll learn bad
habits if you keep hanging with the bunch up north, your fishing and drinking skills will deminish.  And I know you like both...LOL

I agree with him about Shawn. Atleast he can lie if he doesn't make weigh in.

As far as the fishing and drinking?? Y'all coonasses think y'all are something. This redneck can cook better, drink more and out fish( with cork) y'all any day.

[JMGullo]

Plus yalls fish are easy to catch! If Jared can catch them then anyone can!

[~Dwight~]

drink with us...HA HA  a bottle of wine and a 12 pack won't cut it, you better come prepared...You'll learn the hard way I guess, and oh by the way, you will have to get up and fish the whole day afterwards...eat your wheaties...
As far as the cooking goes, Easy Bake and Hamburger Helper won't put you in our league...

[~Dwight~]

I'm glad you will be defending those words at the Shootout this year...LOL  Bring Cork with ya too, we don't want any excuses. 

[-Shawn-]

I agree with him about Shawn. Atleast he can lie if he doesn't make weigh in.

As far as the fishing and drinking?? Y'all coonasses think y'all are something. This redneck can cook better, drink more and out fish( with cork) y'all any day.

You haven't lived untill you run 20 miles on Toledo in 4-5 footers, after fishing through a tornado. 

Hey if you want to put your Money up, I might even spot you 10 pounds. 

[JMGullo]

Anytime anywhere. No hiding when I show up with a half gallon in each hand! And my sauce pecan or Redfish Cubion will make you lick your ass to taste it twice.

[-Shawn-]

I agree with him about Shawn. Atleast he can lie if he doesn't make weigh in.

As far as the fishing and drinking?? Y'all coonasses think y'all are something. This redneck can cook better, drink more and out fish( with cork) y'all any day.

What is this with CORK crap,  You scared to fish by yourself? 

Come over where the water is more than waist deep so that you actually have to look for the fish and then you can talk trash. 

[JMGullo]

What is this with CORK crap,  You scared to fish by yourself? 

Come over where the water is more than waist deep so that you actually have to look for the fish and then you can talk trash. 

Lol I'm not scared just don't like to loose.

Your right y'all look down see fish and and dangle a bait in front of them til they get so pissed they bite.

[iClass]

JMG - Y'all gonna make me bring some oysters to grill - just make sure yo mamma is wearing a hockey mask, cause you are gonna wanna slap her after tasting my cooking...BTW - Bring on the CR XR or some good single malt Scotch while were at it...those 1/2 gallon boxes of wine won't play.


(hey guys, how was that for LOCKJAW trash talking...still need a lil practice I know)

[JMGullo]

Drank all the XR last time I was off for my brothers wedding. But I do have plenty of Forty Creek.

[-Shawn-]

Lol I'm not scared just don't like to loose.

Your right y'all look down see fish and and dangle a bait in front of them til they get so pissed they bite.

You won't see no Sissy stick bait dangling rod in my boat.  Those are for You and SillyBass. 

[iClass]

I may have to bring some Knob or Cask 16 up...as long as your not trying to mix it ...  Only thing I mix my whiskey with is 'Air'.   

[~Dwight~]

Damn Shawn, you hung Ken out with Gullo...poor thing prob don't have line on his reels yet so he can't hang a bait on the end of his rods...LOL  IClass, JMG doesn't know, but he will learn...between Jimmy, Johnathon, Jared, You,  David, Max, myself and a few others, I think we have the drinking, cooking, and fishing departments well covered...When we are finished with him , he'll be wanting to move south to have some REAL mentors to teach him....

[JMGullo]

Where are all the TCTC guys at? 3 aganst 1 isn't fair???

[-Shawn-]

John,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  I am a TCTC guy. 


Nobody in TCTC is going to back you on the Drinking with LockJaw thing.  We are all always in Bed before they are. 

Ask Russ. 

[JMGullo]

John,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  I am a TCTC guy. 


Nobody in TCTC is going to back you on the Drinking with LockJaw thing.  We are all always in Bed before they are. 

Ask Russ. 

I forgot TCTC was full of old guys

[-Shawn-]

So is Lockjaw.  Most of them are BALD........ 

Speaking of,  Where is Big Head at?  I haven't talked to him in a couple of weeks. 

[JMGullo]

So is Lockjaw.  Most of them are BALD........ 

Speaking of,  Where is Big Head at?  I haven't talked to him in a couple of weeks. 

Which one?

[-Shawn-]

Your Brother Ken.  Who else has a head that big. 

[iClass]

Hey now...WTH, picking on the folically challenged???  Dang had to go there and slam the bald guys...

[-Shawn-]

I REALLY don't have much room to talk.