Fishing Funny from down under

[Old Smeller]

Here is a funny from Boozemonkey.com

Mick was talking to his mates at his fishing club and explaining that he couldn't go on the fishing trip because his wife wouldn't let him. His mates gave him some ribbing about him being under the thumb, and Mick sloped off home miserably. Mick's friends arrive at the fishing spot later to find Mick already there fishing away contentedly. The friends were astonished and asked Mick how had he persuaded his wife to become so understanding.

"Well, it's like this explains Mick. "I went home and slumped down in my chair with a glass of wine to drown my sorrows at not being able to join you lot. Then the missus snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said 'Surprise!' and when I looked, she was standing there in a beautiful, see-through negligee. She said 'carry me to the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want...'  So here I am!!"

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[Lipripper]

  That would be me too.