2009 UBCS Smack Talk

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Team Lock Jaw 

[BIG PAPA]

Same here...First we see the boat rolling & it oh shit! then we see Trey thinking for a split second he could stop it & it was BIG TIME OH SHIT!

Papa handled it well...I would have been balling!

Heck it was funny although it would have been funnier if it had happened to someone else

[Jared]

Heck it was funny although it would have been funnier if it had happened to someone else

Hey Dad has some lakefront property not far from Circle Drive with a lot of oak trees if you guys want to fill his livewells with acorns this year.

[lsubass]

NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW 

[Russ199A]

NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW 

Dang man, I think you scared them all off.   
They're probably all out there pre-fishing. 

[Jared LeBlue]

Not to worried about Russ. He will be too scared to scratch up that new boat. 

NOW WE ARE MY OLD STOMPIN GROUNDS TCTC HAS GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG GAME ON LOCKJAW 

Heck you can live on the lake, I'm not worried.

[Railroader]

Russ, there out there setting there fish traps.

[Russ199A]

Oh, I'm sure they will have a game plan. Pink panties and everything. 

[Lipripper]

Oh, I'm sure they will have a game plan. Pink panties and everything. 

Russ they have to match them PINK CROCKS 

[Russ199A]

Russ they have to match them PINK CROCKS 

Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.   

[-Shawn-]

You don't have to scratch a boat to catch fish. 

[bassadict69]

Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.  

Isn't there a pic of that on here somewhere? Post that up & I would bet that Fogy's pink crocs would never be mentioned again!

[Jared LeBlue]

Oh I ain't even going to go there. I fish and play cards with the man, so I think I'll pass on that. As for the pink panties thing goes; when you knock on someones door and they answer it in nothing but Pink shiny panties and it's a guy, it makes your eyes bleed.   

It was red boxer shorts you colored blind fool. Now they did have little pink kiss lips all over them.

[Jared LeBlue]

Isn't there a pic of that on here somewhere? Post that up & I would bet that Fogy's pink crocs would never be mentioned again!

Those pictures have been destroyed. New photo ops coming soon to a UBCS near you.

[Lipripper]

Yelp eye remember that one but for the life of me can't remember why eye didn't borrow that one 

[Russ199A]

It was red boxer shorts you colored blind fool. Now they did have little pink kiss lips all over them.

Sorry, I wasn't looking that close. I just went back to my camper, locked the door and prayed you didn't follow me home. 

[Russ199A]

So Rattle, you gonna have different colors this year or are you just gonna have your bubba teeth in?

[Jared LeBlue]

I will definitely have the bubba teeth. As for colors I still have my red boxers with the little lips all over them. I just wear those on special occasions. I may have get a couple more pairs, in different colors of course, for all the nights we are there. You know Russ you sure do have a purty mouth.You might want to sleep on your back with one eye opened.

[Russ199A]

You better sleep in your boat so it doesn't get filled with pine cones again 

[Jared LeBlue]

If I see anyone around my boat with a pine cone I'm gonna shoot them in the neck with a pellet rifle.

[BassBUFF]

Pine cones are sooo last year !

[Jared]

I will definitely have the bubba teeth. As for colors I still have my red boxers with the little lips all over them. I just wear those on special occasions. I may have get a couple more pairs, in different colors of course, for all the nights we are there. You know Russ you sure do have a purty mouth.You might want to sleep on your back with one eye opened.

Those aren't his. He stole them from somebody in our club after they were done kissing our butts because we wooped them so bad!

[Russ199A]

Oh there his alright, that horrible image was burned into my brain down at Bistineau. 

Pine cones are sooo last year !

HUMMMMM 

[Jared]

Pine cones are sooo last year !

I'm thinkin acorns...hey Rattle, Got nuts?

[Russ199A]

I think they're nutty enough without our help on that one.