A couple Funny Chicago Jokes

[OCBassman]

 CIA, FBI and CPD

When a competition was held to determine the nation's greatest law enforcement agency, it all came down to three finalists - the CIA, the FBI and the Chicago Police Department.

For their last challenge, the three finalists had to catch a rabbit in a forest.

The CIA went first.  They took video, planted listening devices and enlisted squirrel informants, but never found the rabbit.  They concluded the rabbit did not exist.

Then the FBI gave it a go.  They surrounded the forest and demanded over loudspeakers that the rabbit surrender.  When that didn't work, the FBI set the forest on fire, laying waste to it and everything in it. 

Finally, it was the Chicago Police Department's turn.  Two beat cops walked into the forest.  An hour later, they walked back out, dragging behind them a handcuffed, broken, bloody mess of a grizzly bear who was crying, 'All right!  All right!  I'm a rabbit!  I'm a rabbit!'

CHICAGO SPORTS FANS

A group of Chicago sports fans are out hiking.  One is a Blackhawks fan, one a Bulls fan, one a Bears fan, on a Sox fan and one a Cubs fan.

They get to the top of a cliff and behold a majestic sunset.  It is breathtaking.

Soon, though, they get to arguing about Chicago sports and who among them is the most dedicated fan.

The Hawks fan cries, 'This is for Bobby Hull and the Hawks of the '60's!' and throws himself off the cliff.

The remaining fans are impressed by his dedication, but the Bears fan shouts, 'Oh yeah?  Well, this is for Ditka and the '85 Bears!' and throws himself off the cliff.

The Bulls fan is not about to be outdone.  He shouts, 'This is for Michael Jordan and the Bulls of the '90's!' and also leaps into the abyss.

This leaves just the Cubs fan and the Sox fan.  At which point, the Cubs fan says, 'This is for the North Side!' and pushes the Sox fan off the cliff

[Team KaRu]

OC,
Too bad most people around the country reading this won't get the Police joke... They ran the Outfit out of Chicago so they could have their way... This was no way a slam against all you fine guys wearing a badge protecting your city... but Chicago's track record for "Serving and Protecting" has a slight tarnish on it lately... 

[javelin225ho]

Rudy, speaking of corruption.....like my new avatar? 

[Team KaRu]

Nice!

Rudy, speaking of corruption.....like my new avatar? 

Nice!

[javelin225ho]

i like the enforcer......