Chinese Sick Leave

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come worktoday, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and
legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her
give me ""woops"". That makes everything better and I go work. You try
that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house!"