Road to Guntersville 2019

[LgMouthGambler]

I can get him to 70 in the turn, Brother Lee. I put a seat belt on the passenger side just fer the scart ones. I won't even hear him scream between the motor noise and my stereo at full go playing an Alabama disc.

Wizard

You take a turn at 70 in a bass boat, and my little arse is going the opposite way. You make a left and youll end up having to catch me as I fly past you. 

[Oldfart9999]

I'll take that ride if play bagpipe discs!!!
Rodney

[zippyduck]

I'll take that ride if play bagpipe discs!!!
Rodney

Come on down. We can split a ride from Pa. down.

[coldfront]

I'll take that ride if play bagpipe discs!!!
Rodney

r

so, on that note, last night I'm watching 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' and just had a flashback to the wedding reception scene with the lone bagpiper playing rod Stewart's 'If you think I'm "woops"y' sung by Mike Meyers as 'his father' with coke bottle glasses and a heavy Scottish accent.

thinking about this, perhaps it's more accurate to call it a 'flashback'?

[TNDiver]

When should be we call for reservations or does anyone need another person to share a room?  I don't snore!

Also, I will need  a ride on a boat.  Going 70 doesn't scare me, just not sure the fish can bite the hook trolling that fast 

[Bud Kennedy]

I have added you to the entry list as a non boater. 

No other reservations required.  Lee Smith has the cabins booked and all you will need to do is Pay Lee before you leave Guntersville.

As it gets closer to Rally time, boat arrangements will be sorted out.  I am certain they will find a place for you to fish.  There may be three to a boat in some cases but the folks will make it work.

I understand your plans are to arrive late Thursday night after your last football game.  The Thursday greeting party will still be underway to about 3AM or until the adult beverages run out but then again I don't think that has ever happened.   Wake Up call will be by the Pots and Pans alarm system established by Lee Smith.

[LgMouthGambler]

r

so, on that note, last night I'm watching 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' and just had a flashback to the wedding reception scene with the lone bagpiper playing rod Stewart's 'If you think I'm "woops"y' sung by Mike Meyers as 'his father' with coke bottle glasses and a heavy Scottish accent.

thinking about this, perhaps it's more accurate to call it a 'flashback'?

And his Dad singing the song in his Scottish accent. Lol It still makes me laugh!

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[caddyjoe77]

So this just got real 

[LgMouthGambler]

So this just got real 

Yeah, real OLD! A Lincoln?! Seriously?!  You really need to get a golf cart now, and maybe a walker too! 

[caddyjoe77]

Yeah, real OLD! A Lincoln?! Seriously?!  You really need to get a golf cart now, and maybe a walker too! 

This old man car is a comfortable machine. Plus it has 330 ponies to whip up on punks from Florida.

Besides, you don't like to go over 70 or your pink panties get stained up. That's what you said earlier 😂😂

[LgMouthGambler]

This old man car is a comfortable machine. Plus it has 330 ponies to whip up on punks from Florida.

Besides, you don't like to go over 70 or your pink panties get stained up. That's what you said earlier 😂😂

You could have at least found an Crown Vic or something, then youd still have some cool factor. Now youre just old. 

[caddyjoe77]

You could have at least found an Crown Vic or something, then youd still have some cool factor. Now youre just old. 

Way better than a crown Vic.

[LgMouthGambler]

Way better than a crown Vic.

Nah, you get an ex Police car and everyone moves out the way. 

[caddyjoe77]

Nah, you get an ex Police car and everyone moves out the way. 

Live somewhere you don't have to worry about people needing to get out of your way.

[LgMouthGambler]

Live somewhere you don't have to worry about people needing to get out of your way.

I dont drive fast enough. Im the one that needs to get out of the way apparently. 

[merc1997]

still working on the old hook set to get ready for all those big g bass you all talk about all the time.

bo

[groundtec5]

Well folks it seems our friend and Leader Mr. Lee Smith is very much on the mend.  He has declared that there will be another Guntersville Rally.

With this being determined it is time to get your rally savings jars in place to begin the process of putting some cash aside to cover your cost of attending this very special event.  This event will mark the coming together of the lost tribe of bass anglers who could not get together during 2018.  Now is the time to make your plans known.  As you think of your vacation planning for next year don't forget the rally.  Most likely it will be the last week of September but I am just speculating at this time.  Save up some money, Get your time off planned and obtain your kitchen passes.

So here is the deal, If you really want to attend a rally, this is your chance.  You have an entire year to make your plans and get ready.  Don't wait until the last minute.  If you want to fish a world class fishery, spend some time with your UB Friends and have a few days of laughing, eating and maybe some adult beverages and even you can participate in the moons over guntersville photo or perhaps maybe even the very special porch pee.  You will not be able to forget the wake up pots and pans call to arms each morning.  I have a hunch that this event will be extra special.  You never know who might just show up.

Y'all drank a little
beer down there?


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[Bud Kennedy]

Nope,  They drink a lot of beer + many other adult beverages. 

[groundtec5]

Nope,  They drink a lot of beer + many other adult beverages.

I'm in..



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[LgMouthGambler]

Nope,  They drink a lot of beer + many other adult beverages.

ALOT   

[mygreenihc]

They drink some stuff that you could run through your boat motor.   


Brad

[LgMouthGambler]

They drink some stuff that you could run through your boat motor.   


Brad

And it will give you 15 more HP. 

[Bud Kennedy]

I'm in..



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[caddyjoe77]

this one is gonna be epic.....

[TNDiver]

Thankfully football season is starting soon to give my liver some more practice!