Guntersville 2017

[SFL BassHunter]

Rick and I are going to come up together. Now to let the wife know I am going lmao.

Yeah letting the wife know is probably a good idea.




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[West6550]

What are the dates and do we have an address so I can plan my route?

[LgMouthGambler]

What are the dates and do we have an address so I can plan my route?

Oct 26-29. Prefish day is 27. Tournament day is 28. Head out 29. Drinking 26-29. Lol

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[Lee Smith]

What are the dates and do we have an address so I can plan my route?

Ok, on the addy, well, when you get to Scottoboro you just follow that road on down like you going to Guntersville, if you get to a big long bridge past that other spot where they launch, you done gone to fer'.  Once you get passed the store you gonna go bout 5 miles then you'll turn on one of them roads, to the right, cause if you go to the left yo butt gonna get WET and  want help 

Now when you turned on the rite road, you gonna go around a curve and then we be on the left, ain't sure whichin' road it is, but it's the one before you get to the road that house the funny house in the corner, if'n you do turn at the funny house, all you gotta do is turn right again and you'll be back on the right road and we'll be on the left. 

See, simple 

[Bigwrench]

Ok, on the addy, well, when you get to Scottoboro you just follow that road on down like you going to Guntersville, if you get to a big long bridge past that other spot where they launch, you done gone to fer'.  Once you get passed the store you gonna go bout 5 miles then you'll turn on one of them roads, to the right, cause if you go to the left yo butt gonna get WET and  want help 

Now when you turned on the rite road, you gonna go around a curve and then we be on the left, ain't sure whichin' road it is, but it's the one before you get to the road that house the funny house in the corner, if'n you do turn at the funny house, all you gotta do is turn right again and you'll be back on the right road and we'll be on the left. 

See, simple 

Yup ! Can't miss it !

[flowerjohn]

When you hear the bin bangin you'll know your close!


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[Lee Smith]

When you hear the bin bangin you'll know your close!


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  they addin' a banjo this year I hear     

[rockchalk06]

Ok, on the addy, well, when you get to Scottoboro you just follow that road on down like you going to Guntersville, if you get to a big long bridge past that other spot where they launch, you done gone to fer'.  Once you get passed the store you gonna go bout 5 miles then you'll turn on one of them roads, to the right, cause if you go to the left yo butt gonna get WET and  want help 

Now when you turned on the rite road, you gonna go around a curve and then we be on the left, ain't sure whichin' road it is, but it's the one before you get to the road that house the funny house in the corner, if'n you do turn at the funny house, all you gotta do is turn right again and you'll be back on the right road and we'll be on the left. 

See, simple 

See West? It's that simple. What he's not telling you is there is part of his brain that is in GPS mode, but the link to his mouth from that part of the brain has a dialect only a few of us can understand. It's better to just nod in acknowledgement and then ask someone else "WTF did he just say?" 

The rest of us just plug this into our truck and some "woops"y British lady tells us how to get there: 
251 Columbus Lane
Scottsboro, AL 35769

[rockchalk06]

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Dear Lord brother. I swear we descended into some dark alternate reality with those folks 

[SFL BassHunter]

Ok, on the addy, well, when you get to Scottoboro you just follow that road on down like you going to Guntersville, if you get to a big long bridge past that other spot where they launch, you done gone to fer'.  Once you get passed the store you gonna go bout 5 miles then you'll turn on one of them roads, to the right, cause if you go to the left yo butt gonna get WET and  want help 

Now when you turned on the rite road, you gonna go around a curve and then we be on the left, ain't sure whichin' road it is, but it's the one before you get to the road that house the funny house in the corner, if'n you do turn at the funny house, all you gotta do is turn right again and you'll be back on the right road and we'll be on the left. 

See, simple 

Wait...what he say?

[SFL BassHunter]

See West? It's that simple. What he's not telling you is there is part of his brain that is in GPS mode, but the link to his mouth from that part of the brain has a dialect only a few of us can understand. It's better to just nod in acknowledgement and then ask someone else "WTF did he just say?" 

The rest of us just plug this into our truck and some "woops"y British lady tells us how to get there: 
251 Columbus Lane
Scottsboro, AL 35769

Rock thanks for clearing that up for us bud! Would have never made it on those simple Lee instructions lol.

[Lee Smith]

Rock thanks for clearing that up for us bud! Would have never made it on those simple Lee instructions lol.

Yall can't red plan anglish?  wut they teechin' down thata way anyhows? 

[SFL BassHunter]

Yall can't red plan anglish?  wut they teechin' down thata way anyhows?

Down in South Florida they teach us anglish with a different accent lol.

[LgMouthGambler]

Down in South Florida they touch us anglish with a different accent lol.

Miami, its Spanglish.

[SFL BassHunter]

Miami, its Spanglish.

Jes.

[West6550]

Thanks Lee I got it just fine! Lol

[Nutt]

Hell, I understuud evertang he done saed.  He left out da part bout lookin fer de cow on da right with da tag in his ear.  For some reason I got a mental image of Lee being the Mahem guy for Allstate when he acted like a GPS.  Redirecting....turn left NOW!!

[Lee Smith]

ain't fer over yonder, you'll find it, at's easy smeasy 

We done ate that spotted cow at last years rally!

[rockchalk06]

Down in South Florida they touch us anglish with a different accent lol.

Rick,

Lee hasn't admitted it yet, but he leads a double life. He also has a show called Swap People and goes by the name of Troy Landry.......

[LgMouthGambler]

I didnt have to worry as I got me a choffeur last year. 

[rockchalk06]

I didnt have to worry as I got me a choffeur last year. 

I thought it was because you weren't legal to drive yet? 

[SFL BassHunter]

I gotta make sure I bring my Swamp People to English dictionary with me then lol.

[LgMouthGambler]

I gotta make sure I bring my Swamp People to English dictionary with me then lol.

You gonna be the only "cultured one" in the state of Alabama. 

[SFL BassHunter]

You gonna be the only "cultured one" in the state of Alabama. 

No sir, actually my Cuban people are all over the United States believe it or not! lol

[Lee Smith]

I gotta make sure I bring my Swamp People to English dictionary with me then lol.

You better brang more than that, you need :

Yankee to Anglish
Coonass to Anglish
FC to Anglish
Redneck to Anglish
Business feller to Anglish
Old fart to Anglish
Virginia to Anglish (whatever Virginia talk is)
oh, Virginia equal to hillbilly
okla to Anglish
Florida to Anglish, real Florida not all them other Floridas
and #1
DRUNK to Anglish (Va_hawghunter will help with this one)

Oh, and remember, you always, always have to bring Joe a beer