Okay...lets get things rolling...too laid back lately...

[Kal-Kevin]

Hay Ranger I hear they are making a new fishing line for ranger owners its pink! 

I never had to use the hammer on the tracker could never find a ranger that run long enough to ran in to. most of them barley get off the trailer before they need fixing. no sport hitting a target that is not moving. 

the only reason a ranger own find fish is he followed a tracker and we felt sorry for them and pointed out a spot to  .

[Steve_W]

So just how many rangers do you have ,If you run out of space to park them I could always let you park one at my house(the one with the merc on it) if it has a johnson on it I would have to park it at a marina until the got a real motor on it

[Mike Cork]

Ranger you ain't seen my neighborhood or you would understand that even a ranger with the cowling off up on blocks couldn't hurt the value of this place.  but I will give you credit that was a good one

Ranger boats are good at one thing yep I said it they are good for something. What's that you might ask? I know I know what could a ranger boat possibly be good at, at this point I would imagine even the ranger owners are asking them selves what a ranger is good for??? 

Well a ranger is very good at making 4-9 inch pieces of green fire proof paper disappear ..... Buying a ranger? STOP, go to your bathroom and flush the toilet and start throwing money into the hole in the water you see, imagine some pretty colors and flake while you are doing it and you can have a ranger every time to go to the bathroom. You will come out a lot cheaper this way and still have a pot to pee in

[Mike Noble]

So are you saying a Ranger is a hole in the water that you throw money into? 

[Ranger375]

Okay..just as soon as I stop laughing I am sure I will come up with something witty! 

Excellent post Mr. Cork!   

[silversalmon]

WOW This is some good stuff here,  We gots rangers pullin rangers, cobras as anchors, and nitors explodin When push comes to shove though, they get ya to your fishin holes, it may just take more than one to get ya there

[Ron Fogelson]

Ricky...for your information...Ranger is coming out with a whole line of new clothes and shoes...

Of course they are, they had to!  The cloths are made out of flotation material because when the two bands fly off the boat (I use that term in most general sense, even a bath-tub floats) it separates in to 3 parts & ranger is worried they might lose a future repeat customer should one not be wearing his life jacket..

you never know what smartly dressed Ranger owners could be wearing soon. 

Most of the past Ranger owners I know are wearing a bib over a straight jacket, they babble & drool alot!

Play Nice or Die when offered a ride in a Ranger.
Fogy

[Kal-Kevin]

I feel hurt silversalmon talk of

We gots rangers pullin rangers, cobras as anchors, and nitors explodin

what of us tracker we must be the best then!

Okay..just as soon as I stop laughing I am sure I will come up with something witty!

will this be  something new or do you need to go ask some one for a commite?

[silversalmon]

Allright there is more Cannot wait till Ranger gets back here, wonder what he has to say bout trackers

[Mike Cork]

Yeah, we better watch out, usually when he disappears for a bit he has been thinking (you know some of us are slower than others ) I am sure he will come up with something good

[Ron Fogelson]

Ranger,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, say R-A-N-G-E-R?  ----------- RANGER!  Dude go ahead & use your I-spy toys and call the coastguard for a tow,  I know you must be stuck out on the lake, no other reason you missed out on responding by now.

Mike Cork, you can try & act like your on our side & pick on Ranger from time to time but we never forget your past indiscretions against NITRO.  You and your snake can go slink off under a cold dark rock.     Don't make it to big of a rock, your tug-boat couldn't handle the weight! 

[DAWG]

Silver if you read back a page or two you will see what Ranger had to say 

[silversalmon]

I seen that one, you bass folks and your boats, kind of like us salmon folks and our run timing

[Mike Cork]

I got board picking on Nitro's because it is way to easy

Although they do make a great Tug Boat, patroling the local water ways for folks that need a tow. Good for them gives a sense of usefulness, seeing how fishing is working out for them

[left_turn56]

HMMMMMM...I wonder it SeaSprite ever made a racing boat???
left_turn56

[Mike Cork]

Could be... What type of race are we talking about here How fast you can determine where the red wire goes

[left_turn56]

lol...that was low...true, but low!
left_turn56

[Mike Cork]

 

[silversalmon]

DANG 

[Mike Noble]

Better be careful with that Nitro picking...I do believe it has been "useful" to you MORE than once....and even has a comfortable back seat. 

[Mike Cork]

yeah I guess you are right but I still think the driver needs a chauffeurs hat 

[DAWG]

I went to the costume store and they were all of hats , will a beanie work 

[silversalmon]

I don't see why not DAWG, that and some really dark sunglasses

[Kal-Kevin]

Dawg
does the beanie have a blade on top?  you might look good going down the lake with the blade going all out! 

[DAWG]

The beanie is for Mr.Noble  he is the Offical Chauffer