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Quote from: Mike on August 20, 2004, 12:29:05 PM
Unfortunately I have been towed in (no fault of the boat though)  :'(  but it wasn't by a Ranger owner, that guy couldn't get anyone to stop and help him. Nobody wants to be liable for trying to help and then scratching the boat in the process, just to be sued because the ranger own is so broke from buying the boat he cant afford to fix it without someone elses money  :o

Hey that was a pretty good one...I am thinking of a really good comeback...but first I need to go take out a loan for gas.

Ew...that was a low blow...so Cobra owners have to resort to cyber blackmail...you won't see a Ranger owner do that...Okay Chris...20 bucks!   ;D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

So far I am on my own here, if nothing else Ranger owners are a larger group. Strength in numbers  ~bb Something the military taught me "find a weakness and ATTACK"

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Ranger375

A word of advice...don't make it a naval attack!  ROFLMAO...I just cracked myself up!   ;D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

Now that was funny ROFLMAO..........

Where are the Pro Gator boys  ??? You want to talk about a water hawg. And I bet some of you ranger owners feel violated by the resemblance. Both look about the same, both are slow, and both are heavy......

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Ranger375

I want to hear from some of those that have those bass boats where the name is associated with things that blow up!  You know...Nitro!  Hmm...wonder who owns one of those?   ;D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

I know a couple of those and if I were them I would stay out of it also :o

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Mike V

What about the first bass boat ever built-Skeeter..... lo It's got to be the the best, it was the first. lets not forget Blazer if you want a boat that leaks.. ::)

Jared LeBlue

Mike they took the awesome hull of the Javelin and combined it with design of the Stratos and came up with the ultimate bass boat and at a better price then even the paper hull Nitros. They kept the name Statos< i guess that sounded better to them.
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Ranger375

Skeeter...yeah...named after a bug that sucks the life outta things!   ;D   Wow...that was rough even by my standards...see what Mike has turned me into..   ;D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Jared LeBlue

There's always Bullet Bass Boats if you want to do 90mph but God help you if you hit a wave.
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Mike Cork

Oh don't blame it on me, it is with in all of us, you just choose to let it out  >:D

Every heard the phase Skeeter Pop, you know, the sound one makes as it is beating you to death while you crawl across the water.

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Ranger375

Dundee Mike...if you haven't noticed "SOMEONE" is using your signatures as weapons...  ...and to make it worse it is a Cobra owner!   :o
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike V

Ok, look at the name Ranger.. Built by Forrest Woods. We have woods in Louisiana where we hunt and they have Forrest up North. And in those Forrest they have Park Rangers. Most of the time when I see a Ranger its parked, sometimes in the woods. ::)

Ranger375

Hey I wonder where Mike  ~bu  "Nitro Owner" Noble is today?   ???
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

Very Good Mike, parked Rangers as yard orniments thats what they are good for. I think parking them in the woods for animals to make homes out of would even be better. At least then a Ranger owner could brag about it's performance but never have to prove it, because you would want to disturb some poor little squirels home.

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Ranger375

Quote from: Mike V on August 20, 2004, 01:13:09 PM
Ok, look at the name Ranger.. Built by Forrest Woods. We have woods in Louisiana where we hunt and they have Forrest up North. And in those Forrest they have Park Rangers. Most of the time when I see a Ranger its parked, sometimes in the woods. ::)

Hey Mike V...got an innocent question for you...  Do you own a boat...and if so...may I kindly ask...just for reference...what kind?  I am just curious of course...   >:D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

I think you scared him off with the challange besides what better way to discribe a nitro than  ~bu pretty much sums it up

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Mike Cork

Careful Mike, Ranger is only being nice to con you out in the open. Once there you know what will happen next ~bu

Another military tactic......

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Ranger375

Quote from: Mike on August 20, 2004, 01:16:34 PM
Very Good Mike, parked Rangers as yard orniments thats what they are good for. I think parking them in the woods for animals to make homes out of would even be better. At least then a Ranger owner could brag about it's performance but never have to prove it, because you would want to disturb some poor little squirels home.

At least if...and I said if...they were parked in the yard...at least they would have all the pieces they came with still attached!  The only woods you will see a Ranger parked in is the woods where the fish are being brought into the boat from...and if they are in the woods...and there is no water...heck...my boat is up for that...they go where the fish are and they do it the best!  
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike V

I don't own a boat, but when I get one it will be a ----------- boat you can fish out of. ::)

Ranger375

Well then in that case...you wouldn't need 5 bucks would you?   ;D
"It Ain't all the things that we don't know that causes all the trouble...it's all the things that we DO know that ain't so!"

Mike Cork

Except for the removable glove box :o See thats how ranger does it they turn all there design flaws into add features. You know the ole " it's supposed to do that" .......

Ranger owners riddle me this? What about the transom extension, you know the built in jack plate? Only thing I see that doing is making it very difficult to put the plug in. Why build a extended transome and then still recommend an extended jack plate ???

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Mike Cork

Trying to buy a vote agian  ??? Hold out Mike V. he has offered up to 20. See thats the thing with ranger owners they have more money than they know what to do with ;D

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DundeeMike

I was going to stay out of this , but I can't take it any more. People that buy Rangers are trying to compensate for other things that I won't mention, But I think you get my drift. I would buy a cobra over a ranger anyday. I own a cajun, I know they stopped making them, only because of Ranger. It is my understanding, Ranger bought out Cajun, not only to stop the competition, but also to take the hull design. How Dare They!! My heavy 21 ft., great riding boat on rough water, will gps at 74 mph. Chine walk, what is chine walk? Oh, thats what tritons are famous for. I was ready to buy a Bullet, when I came across the cajun. It has huge decks, tons of storage, and every imaginable option, and it will out run a Ranger! Ranger 375, the reason the white flags come up when you launch, is because the fish are laughing so hard they can't take it any more......