Calling Doctor Ramp

[HillbillyBassR]

Call'en doc'ter ramp, call'en doc'ter ramp! Anybody no were'sa doc'ter ramps at? I'sa need'a ex'cuse to not come to work in the morr'en. Ain't any ya'all got sum ex'cus'es fern me so I'sa can tell me boss man that'a I'sa can't werk too'mar'row? Git'ten to cold down yonder here so I'sa need'a sit at home and diddle a little. Mar'row special day fur this ole' pole'cat.
Any se'jest'tions from any ya varment?

[Sharon]

Mar'row special day fur this ole' pole'cat.
Any se'jest'tions from any ya varment?

Why dontcha tell'em that Mrs pole'cat is expecting a litter and you need to be there to pass out the cigars 

[DAWG]

Ya could tell him the goats havent been milked this month   

[scwildbill]

I GOT IT!!!  I GOT IT!!!.....

tell'em ya gotta go git yer one toof fixed!!!!

[FiveAlive]

 

Ya could tell 'em that the 'coon hound got into the still again and ya gotta take em to the Doc

[OHbassaholic]

Hows about me granny is gettin hitched...again.

[Pferox]

Hows about me granny is gettin hitched...again.

To ma bruddah. 

[Swede]

Just tell'em the children done messed with a skunk last night and smell just aweful and yous gotta give'em a tomater juice bath

[spetro]

You neededn an excuse...........I know,,,,tell'um da truth.  You kneed personal time............Yor doctor suggested it.  Heck I'll write ya a note ifn you want




sign Dr. Spetro (covern; Dr. Ramps after hours calls)

[FiveAlive]

Just tell 'em Grannie's bein held in county prison fer stealin a duck call and stink bait up at Bass Pro Shops

[silversalmon]

The day before you want a day off, take all of your fishing gear to work with ya and fiddle with it all day

[spetro]

Just tell 'em Grannie's bein held in county prison fer stealin a duck call and stink bait up at Bass Pro Shops

Now thats funny

[Pferox]

The day before you want a day off, take all of your fishing gear to work with ya and fiddle with it all day

I've done that, and talked about goin into withdrawl, my boss said sounds like you need a fishin day, don't take that stuff out in the field with ya.
She is pretty good about approvin last minute timeoff during the off season.

[HillbillyBassR]

Well I'sa tried sum of yern suj'es-onion's and'a those rascels didn't werk. Thu bossman made me come in on mi'za birthday. Almost called in win my little woman woke me up this morn'en and said she had a present fur me. I looked up and thar she stood in a bran nu black teddy! Daaaamn I says to maself. That thar women sure looks good in that thing, all 350 pounds of it. Took a picture of her and showed it to tha boss man and said see what ya'all made me miss today. He said yep I can see how ya can't miss that! ::)Anywho I'sa stuck here at werk til 4 oclock and it'sa painful.

[scwildbill]

You Jess Ain't Right!!!!

[bassindude]

Ya might jes have da miss'es call da boss man an tell'em ya went ta  an da hogs ate ya.