A tip for the ladies

[jennifish]

OK we all know unless your on a houseboat.. using the ladies room out on open waters with lots of boats around can really be a challenge. I have found the following to be very helpful.

First of all to avoid #2 all together out there, take two anti-diariah pills

You may laugh.. this is O.K. i don't care because it works!

Now for #1
My boat is small, so space is of the essence

What you'll need:
Knife
coke bottle
half of an old sheet
and of course TP (kept in zippy)

cut your coke bottle in half the top is great funnel. the bottom is your new toilet.
sit in a seat scooted down. NOW, cup your tootie with the coke bottle then come off a little and hold with you hand or legs, Wrap the sheet around your stomach and back and back under your bum. Then tee tee.
i have done this with men 10 feet from me, and they can see nothing!

[rjn cajun]

That`s funny great tip. When I tell this to my wife maybe she will go fishing with me and I have you to thank.

[crash]

I use a whole sheet..Like I'm casper the ghost.  I use a large water bottle (aquafina) & cut the top part off. I can pee standing up that way. 

[Lipripper]

  good tip 

[jennifish]

I use a whole sheet..Like I'm casper the ghost.  I use a large water bottle (aquafina) & cut the top part off. I can pee standing up that way.

hehe standing up :p love it

[Lawguy513]

I will have to share this one with the wife.  She loves to fish with me, but cannot fish all day without a potty break!

[cmb]

Ha ,my Wife has gotten 'savaged' by bugs several times during a 'pit-stop' on shore. This tip would sure prevent that,thanks!

[Polaris425]

I actually have a plastic potty seat that snaps to the top of a 5gal bucket, from back in my camping days... When I didnt mind sleeping on the ground. My wife found it the other day and said..

Um, and WHY are we not taking this fishing with us??? 


So, now I've got to keep a bucket in the back of the truck when we go to the club to fish. But I'll let her read your tip about the bottle trick.

[Pferox]

I'm going to make one of these ...... eventually.  HEY I have to, it uses a POOL NOODLE!!