DUI Prevention

[Dinstarr]

Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
Intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the

bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and
off, tooted the horn, and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and
then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left
in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the Police Station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

[Skipper (ripnlips)]

That was a good one too......Dean Machine can be our decoy in Bama

[japan_tackle]

It should be Krebs.......................

[bradpiit]

   Every dark night is followed by a bright sunny day. So, patience and attention is required and things will be fruitful in near future.

dui

[-Bryan-]

   Every dark night is followed by a bright sunny day. So, patience and attention is required and things will be fruitful in near future.

dui

I saw the movie, there was no bright sunny day following the Dark Night...just bodies and mayhem...anyhoo, that cop shoulda been at Viking a few years ago...he'd a been a busy dude in the morning...LOL!

[Bassthumb]

Viking, Icaria, Bilby, and so on...

[-Bryan-]

OK, good point...