Bud Men

[Randy]

 

In Alabama, Bubba called his attorney and asked: "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true", responded his lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat, and cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true, Mr Lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba".

"And that lady sued for millions when she was gave that hot coffee she ordered and spilt it on her lap". "Yep, also true Bubba".

"And that football player sued his University when he gradiated and still couldn't read, right?"  "That's right Bubba", said the Lawyer, "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin'....... ......... what I was wonderin' was........ ........ do ya think I kin sue Budwieser.. .................. fer all them ugly women I slept with?"

[Skipper (ripnlips)]

I`d be a millionaire, bwahahahahaha

[Dinstarr]

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

[Dean Machine]

HEY RIPNLIPS,

FINALLY SOMETHING YOU SAI I ACTUALLY BELIEVE