Blonde Ice Fishing

[Dinstarr]

 


A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the
ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a

Circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos

of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heaven the voiced bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of
the
ice.

She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,

"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"  "May the force be with us" 

[Skipper (ripnlips)]

Yep, another classic............LOVE IT

[Fish4FunInFl]

lol, a good one !!

[Dean Machine]

Why would you try to go fishing at the ice rink?

[Dinstarr]

Rod,

Sounds like you may have to explain this to him 

[Skipper (ripnlips)]

I`ll try but it could be tough ya know, LOL