Jiggin Under an Alabama Moon!

[flowerjohn]

This is a tip imported from some ways north but I think you all may learn something useful from it.

To begin, you must assume a firm linebacker type of stance on level ground with your left arm firmly planted on the left thigh. Using the right arm, expose the moon pushing the moon cover to just above the knee on both sides.

Once you are satisfied that the moon is full, use the free arm to propel the jig rearward toward the base of the moon until its rests comfortably over the rear top of the shorts. This may require some practice since the placement of the jig is key to maximizing its exposure! Positioning its exposure to the warm sun will help the jig to remain comfortable and relaxed during the presentation.

Lastly, it is recommended that several shots of watermelon juice or some other type of southern elixir be consumed prior to attempting this technique since this will aid in holding the presentation in its best position, with a slight sway to and fro.

For anyone wanting more information on this technique, there will be a seminar held next October at Lake Guntersville.

Thank you for reading my tip. FC.




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[zippyduck]

I am starting to think that Trump should build a wall on the northern border.

[Oldfart9999]

I am starting to think that Trump should build a wall on the northern border.

Methinks you been hitting grog a bit much John!!
Rodney

[LgMouthGambler]

I cant believe I just read this thinking it was something serious. 

[Lipripper]

I cant believe I just read this thinking it was something serious. 

Remember who you talking about and I can't believe you used serious and John in the same sentence. 

[Va_Hawghunter]

Someone say watermelon juice


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[Smallie_Stalker]

Since I know what he means by moon I'm afraid to know what he means by jig.